The Unicorn Warriors are an army of unicorns, they exist so they can protect the Unicorn Juice from EVIL and GREEDY corporatists and globalists, or something.


They look like Unicorns, except with various weapons attached to their horns.


  • Yeah, not that much, but the stuff about Unicorn Juice, is filled with tons of more content.
  • They live in some sort of forest, i guess...